Oh Baby

A married, childless woman in her thirties feels a little societal pressure to procreate from time to time.  It's as if people don't appreciate my furry, four-legged dependent as a real addition to my family unit. Maybe this instruction card, which I secretly hope to use at a baby shower someday, will lighten the conversation.   The baby in the fish tank is my favorite, although the man nursing is a close second as it touches on the unknown purpose of man nipples.