Three months of marriage under my belt now. The following are two rules I imposed from the start:
1. Chris may not fart in front of Kim. (And Kim would never fart in front of Chris, because as Heather knows, Kim does not fart).
2. Chris and Kim will not use the restroom in front of each other.
These rules have been strained by the fact that we have only one bathroom and sometimes I really need to pee when Chris is taking his sweet time shaving and doing other man things. Furthermore, Chris was confused as to the definition of "fart." He is now aware that it includes both audible and inaudible gas passing.
I am happy to report that except for one uncomfortably smelly incident that prompted the clarification on the definition of a fart, these rules are still intact and abided by.
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