Bowling Fail

Tonight I went bowling.  It was a last minute decision, and I didn't have socks.  As it turned out, the socks were the least of my worries.  Take note girls: Never try to bowl in a denim pencil skirt because no matter how you roll it, hike it, or stretch it, you cannot achieve the range of movement necessary to effectively throw a bowling bowl and at the same time maintain your modesty and dignity.  It was a bowling fail.